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You Know You Is Texan When:

You never use your signal before you turn!

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Cheap When:

You squeeze the left over ketchup packets into your ketchup bottle.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Mexican When:

Your weekends consist of booze...booze...booze...and a lotta food!

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Desi When:

The first task when moving to a new house is to hook up Dish Network.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Black When:

Every other black person is either your "brother" or "sister".

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Texan When:

Everyone has completely forgotten how to drive when it starts raining.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Black When:

In a black and white picture all you see is your teeth and eyes.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is White When:

You think the Taco Bell mild flavored hot sauce is spicy.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is White When:

You meet someone that speaks a different language you immediately ask them to say something in their language.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Asian When:

Your name looks like the last 6 letters of the alphabet.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Desi When:

No matter how full you say you are you somehow manage to have room for chai and desserts.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Fat When:

McDonalds knows what your "usual order" is.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Black When:

You understand the meaning behind all the weird shit Lil' Wayne raps about.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Desi When:

Your parents look at a strangers feet with the death stare if they walk in the house with shoes on.

9/8/12 by noor91

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You Know You Is Boss When:

You go cash your check every Friday at the same bank, and they already have a stack ready to count for you.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Cheap When:

People who don't spend a dime always say "I forgot my wallet" yea right.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Cheap When:

You go to the neighbors and ask them for a cup of sugar.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Asian When:

You could bearly understand what they say.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is White When:

Your sitting in front of the class answering all the questions.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Fat When:

You fall asleep while your sitting down.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Black When:

Your women screaming all up in YO FACE ninja.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Black When:

Your the loudest one in the room.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Black When:

You can't go throughout the day without SUGAR.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Mexican When:

You go to a party and every time a song finishes all you hear is AJJJUAAAAA.

8/29/12 by Anonymous

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You Know You Is Cheap When:

You take a load of napkins to your house from every restaurant you go to.

8/27/12 by Anonymous

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